A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies. When they get to meet their maker, because of
the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each
before they enter Heaven.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is. "I want to be gorgeous." So God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The
second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous…
A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time
together she starts talking about this really great new drink.
The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and
starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the
bar -- a salt shaker, a…
My Neighbor !! She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy…